Built in the UK, for UK homes
Deliberately. Bills, boiler, MOT, warranties, meter readings — your whole home, quietly filed and gently remembered. No streaks. No dopamine. No dashboard confetti.
Free to use — your own Claude key, or our credits.
Reviews nobody asked for
“F**king boring. I use it every day.”
“I opened it to log a meter reading and fell asleep. Five stars.”
“10/10. Would file paperwork again.”
“I used to keep everything in a drawer. The drawer has been released back into the wild.”
“It nagged me about the gutters. The gutters, for f**k’s sake. …They did need doing.”
“My other half asked when the boiler was last serviced. I knew. I KNEW.”
“It’s like having a very boring butler. We love him.”
“Renewal came round. I switched in time. I felt nothing.”
“Four passports, four expiry dates, and it warns me a year early. I’ve never been so bored — or so unlikely to be turned away at the airport.”
We wrote these ourselves. Except the founder’s — he really does talk like that.
What it actually does
Instead, here is everything it quietly does so you never have to think about it again.
Belongings
Give it a make and model; it finds the manual, a photo, what it’d cost to replace, and where the paperwork lives. The boiler now has a file. So does the lawnmower.
“The good boiler. Ten-year warranty, on the condition we never miss a service. So we do not.”
Bills & budget
Forward a statement and it sorts the outgoings into where your money actually goes — then flags the renewals quietly draining you, a month before they auto-renew.
Comfortably in the black — the takeaways are where it leaks.
Meters
Photograph the meter on the 1st. The number lands, the line moves, and a year later you can prove exactly what the cold snap cost. Riveting stuff.
POV: it’s the 1st of the month and the reading takes 11 seconds.
Paperwork
Upload any bill, receipt, manual or certificate. It reads it, names it, files it against the right boiler or car, and pulls out the dates that matter. The three ring binders under the stairs can retire.
Warranty claim approved because I had the receipt. HAD. THE. RECEIPT.
Empty, and already tidy
Before you’ve added a single thing, it already knows where things go. Boring, yes. But the tidy kind — the kind you can actually start from.
Email your receipts in
Every household gets its own inbox address. Forward a bill, a receipt or a warranty PDF and it lands in your Inbox — read, named and filed against the right thing. Senders it doesn’t recognise are politely held for you to approve.
To your private inbox address — from any phone, any inbox, mid-queue at the tip.
Supplier, amounts and the dates that matter, pulled out automatically.
Against the right boiler, car or bill. You never touch a folder.
Your data, always yours
One click zips your entire home into a tidy folder tree that mirrors your properties — documents, photos, manuals and receipts, filed exactly where you’d expect. Drop it onto any computer. No lock-in, no hostage-taking.
Passports and passwords are flagged and kept separate — because some things should never sit quietly in a shared folder.
On the big screen too
A phone app that grew up. The same calm, with room to spread out — a proper sidebar, and your whole home at a glance.
A word of warning
“I put the sarcasm slider on brutal. Now the app calls my budget ‘The Haemorrhage’ — and I’ve never respected software more.”
New households get in a few at a time. It’s free to use — bring your own Claude key, or use our credits for the AI bits.
Join the waitlist →Built for my own use — made for everyone’s.